shit, piss, cock, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker,
Journal Entry: Mon Jun 23, 2008, 12:46 PM
- Mood:
Hurt - Listening to: Bo Diddly - Before you fucking accuse me
- Reading: Armor - What's his tit's
- Watching: cunt
- Playing: Sins of the Solar Empire - Fucking virtual crack
- Eating: awesome sushi, cocksucker, this shit is good
- Drinking: Make it a double, you motherfucker
tits.
My internet connection has been out, so I have been blissfully disconnected for a few days. I log on from school and the first thing I learn is George Carlin is dead.
FUCK...
The seven words, the usage of "fuck", Euphamisms, a place to keep my stuff, The hippy dippy weatherman...
SHIT...
Well I hope you were right and god finds you fucking hilarious. The world is now short another person who was able to point out how fucking stupid people can be.
For anyone who doesn't know the seven words you can't say on TV are: shit, piss, dick (sometimes cock), cocksucker, motherfucker, tits. Still true in 2008. (even if you say "tits" you have to spell it "Teats" thats the difference between OK and a $10K FCC fine, yup further proof that people are really fucking stupid...)
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.--Oscar Wilde
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.--Oscar Wilde
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.--Oscar Wilde
Right After You Do This.
Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.
No attachment on this one.
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Stories
I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!
Go for it!!!
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SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!
If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.
Message: This is scary!
The phone will ring right after
You do this!
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if it wasn't for the last second I wouldnt get anything done
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.--Oscar Wilde
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.--Oscar Wilde
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.--Oscar Wilde
Thank you for the old
I really appreciate it
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Good things come in small packages....
I got the voice recorder that we had bought for my daughter to use cuz she has an auditory issue, but she won't use it. It has "files" which is cool for different chapters. I will experiment with it when reading my next book for class...not sure how I'll organize my thoughts cuz I'll still have to take written notes...need to learn to use Endnote, but thanks for the brilliant idea. Now I just have to fine tune it to my lazy ADD brain.
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.--Oscar Wilde
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.--Oscar Wilde
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.--Oscar Wilde
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I know how the devil sleeps at night
He lights the fire behind my eyes
And he lets it there and I let it lie
I know how the devil sleeps at night
~*~Illusion~*~
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I Gave You My Purity
My Purity You Stole
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To achieve the marvelous, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
When does your next semester begin?
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.--Oscar Wilde
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